...have poop foot or sausage fingers?
...be superman (able to fly) or aquaman (have gills)?
...be a member of the opposite sex or an insect of your choice?
...run across a bridge of crocodiles, or headbutt a bee hive?
...recieve a paper cut on your anus, or your front whatever?
...have your ankle hit with a sledgehammer by someone you didn't know, or hit your best friend's ankle with a sledgehammer?
...have perfect pitch or perfect rhythm?
...be a fruit or a vegetable?
...eat your own crap or someone else's?
...vomit or squirt milk out of your nose?
...live in a fart box or a B.O. sphere?
...be convicted of a murder you didn't do or murder and get away with it?
...play patty cake with a bear or tea-time with a hippo?
...lose an eye or both hands?
...have scales instead of skin, or feathers?
...consume rotten milk or molded bread?
...consume bleach or get hit in the head with a brick three times?
...get shot in the face with a bee bee gun point blank, or shot in the foot by a real gun from far away?
...have no lips or no eye lids?
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